Carly takes a swing with Shane's Louisville Slugger!

Carly just had to learn the hard way
When she took Shane for a roll in the hay
That this brotha has a massive meat blimp
And that's the reason women love this pimp
He'll split their seams and they'll beg for more
Cause his cock turns them into mega coon whores!!

Now that Carly's had the Zilla's meat
She knows she'll never find anything as sweet
Cause she's got that jungle fever
That once it's caught it'll never leave her
Physically she has to go for their big black poles
They're the only cocks that can now fill her holes!!
Reason number 6 for fucking Shane Diesel: He never loses in Vegas cause this ace of spades is always packin' a full house!!

Leighlani goes missionary before the Diesel's big black Bishop!

Leighlani's givin' up goin' after boys
Their just idiots with little squirting toys
See she found herself a well-hung brotha
Whose cock is truly unlike any other
Cause with this mammoth piece of meat
You're guaranteed never to feel ''incomplete''!!!

No one ever knows what to expect
When Shane's lookin' for a pussy to get wrecked
But that's the joy of havin' a space ship sized cock
You can destroy any pussy that walks
That's what happened to poor little Leighlani
Who should have known better than to play with Shane's johnny
Cause now Leighlani is without a poon
It retired after being fucked by the monster of all coons!!
Reason number 7 for fucking Shane Diesel: No more nighttime scares; his monster is always bigger than any of the rest under the bed!!